Month: July 2005

    Skyrocketing Ambitions

    The House Friday overwhelmingly endorsed President Bush’s vision to send man back to the lunar surface as it passed a bill to set NASA policy for the next two years. Speaking anonymously, one Democratic congressman commented, “Maybe, just maybe, things will get better down here if we let the President focus on invading the moon.”

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    The Real World: The Next Generation

    Commander Data and Captain Jean-Luc Picard are sitting in the Enterprise ready room. Commander Data comments, “I find this mission to be highly illogical, Captain.” Captain Picard replies, “Yes, I know, but we have no choice but to go through with the alliance.” “But the Enterprise has fought off many worthy adversaries—why should we give up without even firing a single photon torpedo?” “Listen Mr. Data, we survived numerous adventures over the years, but trust me, this time resistance IS futile. Let’s just get it over with and move on.” Picard and Data walk out of the ready room on […]

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