I was sitting in Good Times taking my break from being a UPS driver and all, and I found a very inexpensive way to entertain myself for a few minutes before it was time to get back to work. I took a copy of the “Tidbits” newspaper (its a paper with random stories and local ads that’s maybe 8 pages total) and slightly altered all the photographs of people in the paper. Here is a partial list of items I added:
- Harry Potter glasses
- bushy eyebrows
- pointy goatees
- Hitler style mustaches
- handlebar mustaches
- devil horns
- mustaches that curl up around at the ends
Also I found a really cute golden retriever that I altered so he was smoking a bong.
After I finished with that, I started the Suduko puzzle, but it was rated “very hard” and I gave up after I filled in a half dozen squares. So I filled in a few more squares with random things like numbers bigger than 9, letters of the alphabet, pi, and a small drawing of a tree.
Of course the really entertaining part was carefully putting back on the stand with all the other new copies. I amuse myself thinking of the next person who gets to see what I’ve done.
Now that I think about this, I remember doing a similar activity back in high school. We would go out to Taco Bell, order the nachos, and take a few extra straws back to the table. Carefully, we would take a straw out of the wrapper, suck up the nacho “cheese” into the straw, place the straw back in the wrapper, and casually take the straw back to the condiment area. We never did get to see anyone get the nacho cheese filled straw, but knowing that someone did made entertained us for the rest of the afternoon.
I was always proud of that because it was funny, but not destructive. Kind of like putting a rubber band around the trigger of the pull out sprayer at the kitchen sink so when the next person turns on the water it shoots straight at their chest. I did that to my sister when I was in middle school.