Month April 2001

I can say without any doubt that she has her own "prime directive" to cause bodily harm to any one who thinks its cool to wear a Klingon forehead apparatus in public.

I don't actually get fan mail quite yet, but I believe this is a plot by "The Man" who, despite the fact that I am a white male, is trying to keep me down by removing any mail from my box that might improve my self esteem.

The odds of throwing out your back while putting dirty clothes into the hamper are quite small.

While I'm not sure if I'll ever become an actual lounge singer, I do like to entertain the thought when I'm stuck in traffic or trying to get my computer to submit to my will.