In a recent interview on the Oprah Winfrey show, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin described the President’s economic plan as “back-assward.”  She went on to explain how her plan would be different when she runs for Office in 2012.  “When I sit down at that big desk in the White House, the first thing I’ll do is fix this economic disaster by getting rid of all these overly complex rules that only benefit those shady characters on Wall Street and make things nice and simple by declaring that the dollar is worth exactly one pound of caribou meat and all new home loans will be backed by the snow machines in your garage.  The second thing I’ll do is boldly stand at the window and wave to all of our neighboring countries.”

The shit really hit the fan today at work, so I confronted my supervisor and told him that somebody doesn’t know how to use that new high-tech bidet they put in the men’s bathroom.

ABC is working to quiet rumors of a major retooling of their science fiction drama ‘V’.   One anonymous source reported, “yes, we are making one small change to the script after having consulted with Nobel Prize winner and former Vice President of the United States Al Gore.  Now, instead of the visitors coming to take our water, as in the original, they plan on stealing all of our carbon offset tax credits.”