If I Had A Million Dollars…

If I had a million dollars

I would want a million more

(why not two million more?)

Good point… wait, what are you getting at?

(I think you are missing the point of the song.)

Oh, all right, let me start over.

If I had a million dollars

I’d buy us some time.

(that’s better)

But only good times.

(I think that goes without saying)

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn’t have to sleep on the floor.

If I had a million dollars

We’d buy a bed cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars

I’d buy us a brand new game of “Life”

And I would let you be the travel agent

(but I don’t think the new version has that job anymore)

So if I had a million dollars,

I’d go online and buy a vintage version of “Life”

And let you be the travel agent

If I had a million dollars

I’d buy you a real Bob Ross painting

(With happy trees?)

Extra happy trees!

If I had a million dollars

I’d buy the top tier of cable TV

Then cancel it since we’d have so much to go out and see

If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

(Or at least your lust. I’m not sure how much your love goes for these days)

If I had a million dollars

I’d buy you a Model X

(But not a red one cause that’s crude)

If I had a million dollars

I’d buy you the world