2011 Wrap Up
So, it is New Year’s Eve and the clock says 9 PM (mountain standard time, for those who need to know) and I’m sure that everyone expects me to be heading out the door with the wife, kids, and dog out to experience the legendary Loveland clubbing scene. But no, I’ve got other plans. For example, just to get the evening ball rolling, I have upgraded WordPress on my newfunny.com website from version 3.2 to version 3.3. Next on the agenda, view the annual stats WordPress was nice enough to send me.
So, according to WordPress, my website was viewed roughly 8,200 times in 2011. Now don’t get me started about how to measure how many people visit your website in a given time period. OK, you talked me into it– you see, I could log onto my goDaddy account and download every single http request and tell you that number is how many people looked at my site, but that would count a whole bunch of stuff (like automated processes that are looking to index information on my site) that has nothing do with actual people looking at my site. As far as I can tell, WordPress seems to give a more accurate gauge of actual people. And really, there are more methods of calculating web traffic than there are ways to deep fry a Snickers bar, so take anything anyone says about it with a grain of salt. And then, of course, then you can try sprinkling it on your deep fried Snickers bar, which I hear is surprisingly tasty.
“Omar, what are the top viewed posts on your website in 2011?” you were probably just thinking to yourself. Well, here is the top 5:
1 The Dukes of Hazzard August 2009
2 Funny and Sexy– Is it possible? August 2009
3 Come on Holmes February 2010
4 Back to the Future, Part 4 October 2010
5 Thank you letters January 2011
I’m pretty happy with these results, but I do want to give a shout out to a few of my long time favorites that don’t get as much traffic as I think they deserve.
Iron Chef Amsterdam
This Old Crack House
I Should Be an SNL Writer
That is the most interesting information from the WordPress report. A little known fact about the “Dukes of Hazzard” and “Iron Chef Amsterdam” is that I was approached by an editor of an out-of-state Marijuana magazine about republishing these stories due to their pro-pot themes. I gave them permission, but then they went out of business. As far as I know they weren’t ever published in any magazines, but since I wasn’t going to get any money for it either way I didn’t really look too hard.
That about wraps things up. One more thing now that I remember we are back to “standard time”: although I have decided that part of my 2024 Congressional campaign is going to include a push for moving to daylight savings time all year round. Mostly because I hate delivering packages at UPS in the dark in December when I see the sunrise an hour before I go to work. I think there is a better chance of getting Congress to change the system of time than to get UPS to change the times it flies all their planes around the country. Although now I think about it, maybe it seems like a 50/50 proposition. But in the end, the only people who benefit from the current system are peppy morning people, and nobody likes those types– especially when sunlight is in short supply. So full time daylight savings time it is!