Glass Eyes

Newt Gingrich has been given the opportunity to be one of the very first adopters of the new Google Glass. While always a public advocate of futuristic technological advances such as robotic doctor chairs and moon colonies, Gingrich’s excitement to try out this new technology was hard to contain as he detailed the potential uses for this new technology.  “I can be sitting in a meeting while seamlessly utilizing the power of the internet. This includes, but is not limited to, receiving real-time updates about important world events, checking up on my various stock portfolios, and utilizing Watson, the Jeopardy! winning computer, to find my next wife before my current one is even admitted to the hospital.”