Category: Quips

  • iPhone Sex App

    However,  the application has led to many complaints from users saying the iPhone is either the wrong shape or that the docking port is way, way too small.

  • Jack Of All Trades

    Action star and martial artist Jackie Chan recently stirred up controversy with a comment that the general Chinese population “needs to be controlled.”  When asked how the government should subdue a nation of 1.3 billion people, Mr. Chan replied simply, “ladders.”

  • The Postman Always Rings Twice

    …but the UPS guy is already driving away by the time you put down the remote control, get your butt off the couch, dust the potato chips off your stomach, and walk over to the front door.