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  • Father’s Day Surprise

    Katherine told me Friday night that she is picking up a special Father’s Day gift for me at 9am Saturday morning. She refuses to give me any more details regarding the nature of the item, so I am using my amazing powers of deduction and reasonableness to conclude that she spent a small part of…

  • The Joy Of Shingles

    The pain in my ear can be described exactly as the scene in Star Trek when a younger, more fit, and, well, I suppose less passed away Ricardo Montelbon places mind-controlling bugs in crew members of the Enterprise.

  • Sleep Deprivation

    The Rosetta Stone company is actively suppressing Esperanto for their own finical gain.