Category: Christmas Letters

  • 2003 Christmas Letter

    One side of my brain (I’m not sure which– possibly the inside) is busy mentally writing a letter to the cracker company.

  • 2002 Christmas Letter

    I wanted to say “beard Nair,” but I wrote “bread Nair.” I don’t think either product currently exists.

  • 2001 Christmas Letter

    The idea was about as appealing as a “Three’s Company” television reunion special (likely plot line: Chrissy isn’t pregnant—she’s menopausal.)